UMEMPLOYMENT TIP OF THE DAY: Netflix Account
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Nothing helps pass the time like a stack of DVDs waiting to be watched. At $20 a month, you can have 3 discs out at a time and an online movie queue you can build to your lethargic heart’s content. Just think of all the movies you can catch up on. Hell you don’t even have to spring for gas to go out to the Blockbuster to get the movie. They deliver them to your door! Talk about the ultimate in lazy living!!!

So you can forget about wasting your time scouring the Internet for lame job postings that 100,000 people are gonna see as well. No one is gonna look at that resume that you spent your first week of unemployment working on anyway, they are gonna hire their friends anyway….