UMEMPLOYMENT TIP OF THE DAY: Call your working friends while you are at the beach
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Wanna feel good about being unemployed? Take some time out from sitting on the beach, watching the lovely tanned and fit people walking by, soaking up the warm sun, walking in the surf , and pick up the cell phone to call your friends who are stuck at the office (on such a nice day) so you can cheer yourself up.

Ask them how the day is. Listen to their problems with their boss/ co-worker/ computer. Ask them how that tan is coming from the above florescent lights while they sit in their little box of a cube...

Please Note: You can only do this so often or they will stop answering your calls. This is why it is important to have many friends and rotate through your list once a week.